Well, now I've found something even better. A "Turbaconducken." My mouth is watering just typing this. Imagine a turducken wrapped in bacon. Yep...I'm thinking "a heart attack just waiting for a poor soul to happen along." Mmmmmmm. Yep, I'm sure Mark is not going to be too happy with me.
The other thing I found is the Bacon Explosion. I can feel my arteries hardening already. I'm so making myself one of these babies!!
I might need to have an ambulance standing by when I make these two monstrosities...I feel a heart attack coming on!
I am sooooooo going to Hell for tempting Mark and any other person even considering a diet by even thinking about posting something as decadent as this.
Which reminds me...when Christmas rolls around...I got a desert that I cut out of the Free Press waaaay back when... I have to find it though. My ultimate desert. Cover your eyes, Mark. It has over 1000 calories per slice! WOOOOOO!
It'll be worth it, no matter what happens to me...